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October 1st, 2009

The deed had been accomplished. Doug and Dave succeeded in entwining themselves within the Devil’s grip. An endless swim in fire, they linked naked arms, while bestial figures slithered between their aroused legs. Uncertain playful fright bounced off their eyes as they stared into a hopeless oblivion of nothingness. Shrieks and screams and tears; Doug and Dave didn’t know their dive would lead to such misery, at least that is, for both of them. One hoped, while the other prayed. One sang as the other danced. One laughed, the other chanted. One fasted, the other bled a sacrificial lamb…one did this and one did that for one reason and only one: each wanted the other to suffer an eternity of consequence. Then, they took a dive.

They went headfirst into a pit and indeed landed headfirst a thousand feet beneath the surface of our urban paradise. They dove away from our sexual wonders, our inebriating substances, and our fantastical graveyard battlefields. They leapt from our fantasy driven, sweat derived, disease filled, death riddled metropolises. Doug and Dave went as far as to turn their backs on our every-man million-acre killing fields we call farms to travel to a place both hoped the other wouldn’t ever be; Doug and Dave wanted the other of their two selves to wind up in Hell. It was a carnal, natural, and instinct driven hatred they possessed for the other.

Nevertheless, there Doug and Dave were shivering as their embrace signaled of, “I forgive you, man, if you forgive me”, but that could never happen and it wouldn’t have mattered if they had forgiven each other. It’s already been said, they had dove headfirst into a pit a thousand feet beneath. The place they fell into, they wouldn’t find their way out. They could scratch and claw and feel around with their eyes closed, but the figures swimming in and out of their legs wouldn’t let them leave. These bestial beings were too stimulated at having the chance to wrap themselves around Doug and Dave’s aroused legs. The soon to be begs of tranquility from Doug and Dave didn’t have meaning to the beasts…it was the legs, the legs, the legs…too enticing, too exciting! It was too late! Eternity they would stay, eternally they would slave; they were befitting of their tragedy. Their greed would never need supplementation. Others could feed on their need to plant their evil seeds. Below the worst of human degradation, Doug and Dave’s ready exhilaration at having the other suffer for all of time deserved the exertion from the Devil and his friends. Doug and Dave deserved extra attention for their dive.

So aroused, so stimulated, the blood rushes were what these bestial things needed. They needed fear and hate; they wanted Doug and Dave’s paranoia. They wanted their selfish desires to reign through Doug and Dave’s cerebral unwillingness to participate. Sexual gratification was a must to these beings from down below and that’s what they wanted only, only, and only for all of time. They wanted Doug and Dave and their determination would never cease.

In their embrace, long after their dive, thousands of days, dozens of years, Doug and Dave are still there. They feel the extra attention their stimulated legs receive. A thing drifts in and out of between their legs one after another, one after another, and one right after another. Pain isn’t felt any longer because they’ve adapted. Pleasure and love, Doug and Dave feel these emotions for the things inserting in and out of between their legs. They couldn’t do without, but they still couldn’t muster a word to each other.

They had grown fond of the love received from the pleasuring beasts. The satanic figures laughing from their perches above, they grew to admire them too. The chains rusting around their arms and necks, they called by names. First link. Second link. Third link…both had given names to three links. Doug and Dave’s savior, however, was the one who sat highest of all above them. He had his pitchfork and he had his tail, and Doug and Dave, they called him, Master. Forever enslaved, forever ensnared, yet forever enchanted: Doug and Dave’s enthrall led them to call the thing sitting above grunting while self-gratifying, Master.

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Good Nooz! Good Nooz! July/August brings the forthcoming HOYOTOHO release(s) ever closer to completion. Last Friday we dropped a few baby’s bottom mixes over the Curtain Club soundsystem–ears waxed ecstatic/or fledfast as when light shines on arachnids.
Further nuclear floor testing will take place @ Ghost Bar on 8/21. This will be our first ‘legit’ DJ Set since the Gold Party w/ The Classixx and Mountblood so C’monout! C’monout!

Briefly: I urge everyone to scope out Mountblood (myspace.com/mountblood). He’s native D-town producer/DJ material who rolls UBER H-A-R-D. He wrecks shop on the daily. Speakers explode at the very glimmer of his visage. The Classixx (www.myspace.com/classixxmusic) kill it too, but in a more stealthy fashion. It’s NU-westcoast house at its apogee. Mike Dizzy D and Tyler are top guns of new milleniums–the Maverick and Iceman of all things Dance, Nu Wave, Electro, House.

The Forecast: HOYO//TOHO @ The Ghost Bar (8/21)

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Betwixt brand-spanking aria’s from the fat lady and other signs of the E-pocalypse, we’ll be dropping a few HOYOTOHO-crafted cuts off the new MO Brown (www.myspace.com/mocosound) disc due out Sep./Oct. She’s the sickest MCesse in D-town: indubitably the next stage in the hip-soul evolution.

That’s what’s up,
-CV

HOYOTOHO @ The Granada

July 6th, 2009

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The Granada is going to fire up the classic neon sign to make way for HOYOTOHOs first appearance. Should be a spectacle to behold with ISHI, The Burning Hotels and The Electric Touch. The venue welcomes anyone that is the age of 17 and higher so long as they can pay the fair ticket price. Get ready for a wicked Thursday evening. 

IDaft Beta 0.6

July 4th, 2009

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Daft Punk’s most legendary vocodations have become the most wickedly addicting IPhone App.

All the samples Kanye lifted
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Total Pitch Shifting Functionality!
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‘Let the sweat drip from our bodies like the magma of Pompeii’- HOYOTOHO de Minimix III
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Minimix #3: ‘1,000 Degrees and Climbing’

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Steampunk Synth

June 29th, 2009

I love steampunked gear like the fat kid loves cake. Sooooo you can imagine how asininely ecstatic I was to find this brilliant Neo-Victorian invention–’The steampunked modular synth’. A-mazing.

Check it out.

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A Brief Rundown (Translated from the German):

Christian Günther, which is responsible for electronics has we after c.a. two year old construction period the “Schaltzentale built, with that the hedge horn now with the help of a sequencer, which has still further functions (ring modulator, VOL days control, as well as a quite complex Rythmuszentrale) is remote controlable. The crate sounds animal good. The reason of idea as well as the housing come from me. All parts like the buttons + grasps were manufactured by hand at the turning lathe. Same is valid for the front plate. It was marked by hand, verziert and corroded. the rear wall makes a fuss a Qualle opium a whistle entschwebt. I glued the boarding from very old pear tree a plank cut +. The voltmeter, and the bell (08.01.1901) are antiques.

What does opium have to do with Modular Synthesis? Everything.

-CV

HOYOTOHO Hotnights: 6.26.09

June 22nd, 2009
Sahara Hot!

Sahara Hot!

The HOYOTOHO Soundsystem’s back for a few scathingly hot summer shows.

6.26.09 @ The HOB

9 PM: HOYO//TOHO DJ Set

10 PM: The HOYOTOHO Soundsystem

11 PM: The Grey Project (Ambient hip-pop)

12-???: Afterparty

-CV

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^^^^^The desert starlet lures us to treacherous abysses^^^^^

[THIS IS A H.S.A. FROM THE HOYOTOHO MINISTRY OF WEBSTYLE]

Dear HOYOTOHO public the world-over, Our proverbial marketing guns are slinging BULLETins at every target we can find. We are finding no limits to marking our rightful territory. We now fully intend to stamp your web browser with the finest images and art we can get our underpaid, malnourished web designers to put out.

(Just in case this all sounds like primitive glossolalia) What we’re saying is this: Firefox has a new plug-in that allows you to customize the look of your web browser’s tool bar–and we have an o-fficial HOYOTOHO toolbar.

Go here to get HOYOTOHO’s latest face-lift to the already “Foxy,” browser.

Friday @ Ghost Bar

June 10th, 2009

As some of you fine young folks (the best) might know we recently did a full band translation of what is slowly, but most assuredly, becoming known as “HOYOTOHO” at the Cavern this past Wednesday.  That is Ho-Yo-To-Ho…I didnt stutter…nor did I insult you in some pseudo-slang mandran tongue.  For some odd reason people have the tendency to press their hands together in a prayer like fashion and bow as if honoring a formidable foe before trying to avenge their father with a long past-ed down form of kung fu when they struggle to say HOYOTOHO for the first time.  It’s almost always strange and never not funny.  (Hoyeeohtowyoow?)  And to mention, people are generally befuddled when they see our ‘band’ for the first time…”whoa, I didnt know you guys were a band…I thought you guys just dj’d!”  Folks, the simple fact of the matter is we do, and have, and are a myriad of different things…amongst those things we are a band with dj capabilities.  So since we so much pride ourselves with being enigmatic I devised a plan to eliminate any future confusion from the equation.  It is quite subtle, but it should delineate the band form of HOYOTOHO from the DJ  interpretation of HOYO//TOHO.  Did you catch it?  If not just look at these pictures and continue to be confused.

HOYOTOHO…

FOTOS by  Andrew Shephard @ andrewryanshephard.com

Class is in session,

Bozz

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