As we inch closer & closer to the 9th ring of hades, I encourage everyone to resist the devil and flee into an air conditioned space. If, for whatever reason, this is not possible then you’re likely to sweat it out like 2 rats makin’ love in a wool sock…OR perhaps, like Lot’s wife. [...]

The deed had been accomplished. Doug and Dave succeeded in entwining themselves within the Devil’s grip. An endless swim in fire, they linked naked arms, while bestial figures slithered between their aroused legs. Uncertain playful fright bounced off their eyes as they stared into a hopeless oblivion of nothingness. Shrieks and [...]

“Wethinks, the daring spirit of HOYOTOHO should not be limited to musical conquests alone.”
Dangerous!?..this thought burning holes through our cerebellums…burning, yearning, and alas: the manifold blackbook of subversive literary artists was retrieved from its damp medieval chamber. 
Numero UNO on the ‘Most Wanted List of Literary Renegades’: J.E. Yesman.
J.E. Yesman is something of an American [...]

Once again HOYOTOHO surfaces–this time we’re rollin’ up in the Double Wide trailer of all Double Wide trailers.
5-16-09
HOYOTOHO @ The Double Wide
9pm
21+

“Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends.” – Alphonse de Lamartine

A Pre-Romantic Romantic, Lamartine ran the gamut as poet, politician, philosopher, beggar, genius, superman, et Expressor-of-the-Inexpressible.
Read: ‘Le Lac’ (’The Lake’)–it’s beautiful and elegant–born of an another age, another world where Art-and-Revolution mixed n’ mashed until the one could not be [...]