As we inch closer & closer to the 9th ring of hades, I encourage everyone to resist the devil and flee into an air conditioned space. If, for whatever reason, this is not possible then you’re likely to sweat it out like 2 rats makin’ love in a wool sock…OR perhaps, like Lot’s wife.

I’ll explain.
So, yesterday morn the AC @ the HOYOTOHO Ranch went kaputz and we were left to rehearse in a heat so enveloping that by the end everyone’s jeans were drenched in sweat and coated in a thick layer of salt. I thought nothing strange of it until last night when, while talking about medieval tales w/ HOYOTOHO Musicologist #1, Mr. Thiago Nascimento, my thoughts wandered even further back…to Sodom & Gomorrah and Lot’s wife. THEN! THE EPIPHANY! THE FIRE! THE BRIMSTONE! THE HEAT! THE PILLAR OF SALT! Brothers & Sisters, Could it be that Lot’s wife sweat to death?

Moral of the story: Keep cool and make sure to have a wineskin on your person at all times.

Don’t leave home without it!